We've got the cure for you're pains and aches
Guaranteed this method is no fake
Strap you in to relieve the tension
One thing I forgot to mention..
Dim the lights and strap him to the chair
Let him know that we care
Now flip the switch!
Shock Therapy
Fry!
We'll shield your eyes to help you relax
And on your head a wet sponge we'll stack
Might seem a little weird but it's all you need
So we can tase your ass until you cease to breathe!
Dim the lights and strap him to the chair
Let him know that we care
Flip the switch!